Cracks about crackers...

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(Tim) Personally, I could never figure out why anyone other than sadists would listen to Laura Schlessinger, and anyone other than masochists would call her. But what she said about the double standard and absence of a sense of proportion in relations between whites and blacks is true.

As long as the chattering classes are free to use race-baiting to attack conservative whites, and blacks play along with this national morality play, it will continue to be black vs. white across our nation. But make no mistake: no one respects divers or refs who pretend not to notice. We call them Italians.

Despite having a partially black president, racism is alive and well across America. You can tell by...

how humorless and surreal we are with each other. No racial jokes allowed. Too many weak and insecure liberals who don't laugh at nothing, never and no-how.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: That's not funny.

Hawaii is the most polyglot place on earth and Hawaiians tell me everyone makes jokes about all the other races and ethnic groups. Get it: they make fun of each other.

Call the jokes "howlers about Haolies" and I'll laugh. So why can't you?

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Living with a bunch of blacks the first three years of marriage, here's a goodun my friends would tell:

Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to keep the martinis cold.