Stuff white Christians like...

(Tim, w/thanks to Chantal) This blog poking fun at white Christians is kinda cute. Here's a teaser:

White Christians like to know that there will be more white Christians in the future. That's why every white Christian couple seeks to replenish the earth and subdue it... by adding 2.3 children into the church's Sunday school program. Exactly how churches handle babies is extremely important to white Christians.

They have been known to flock to churches with good baby care and preschool programs--even if the rest of the church is in complete disarray. The pastor could be having an affair with both church secretaries, holding three hour services, and reading from the King James Version while simultaneously converting to Mormonism... but if the nursery is good, that church has it made in the shade...

I'd like to see another on yellow and still another on black Christians. And if they had a black write the white and a yellow write the black and a white write the yellow, we'd really be in business.

Comments

[Rae Whitlock]

I might take up the charge on black Christians. Could be fun.

[Bike Bubba]

Cringe.

(which means that the arrow is hitting its mark....)

[Jack K. Philippi]

You could write a whole new parody tune on this one, "I'm dreaming of a White Christmas..."

[Michael Foster]

Rae,

I'm going to get started on stuff Irish-Jewish-Native America Christians like. I am sure the following will be huge.

[Mahoney]

#28, Christians getting married right out of college?

Baah, we got them beat - how 'bout right outa high school!

Mike, I'll help with the Irish, Native American part.

-Clint

[Luther]

Thanks for the link- always appreciate it when our work is appreciated. Stay tuned for continued weekly posts... PowerPoint is coming up later tonight.

Luther
www.stuffwhitechristianslike.com