(Tim) Alright, guys; we're roaming the aisles at Christian Booksellers Convention just now and we've laid our hands on some humdingers. All the publishers have their celebrities' latest glossies free for the taking and, so far, this one takes the cake. We're betting you can't name this preacher.
Speaking of Dolce & Gabbana, those in the know tell us Rob Bell gets his threads at Goodwill; Tim Keller does Brooks Brothers, signing his check with a Mont Blanc; and Joel Osteen does Walmart.
And Bell's spectacular spectacles?
We've heard big changes are in the works. Check it out. Speaking of which, how come Bullhorn Guy isn't listed here? Everyone wants to know.

Is that Drago's wife from Rocky IV?
Posted by: Michael Foster | Wednesday, 08 July 2009 at 05:18 PM
Indeed, Michael, though I'm almost ashamed to admit I recognize the reference.
Posted by: Josh Congrove | Wednesday, 08 July 2009 at 05:24 PM
For a second I thought I was on Fail blog.
Posted by: Mark | Wednesday, 08 July 2009 at 05:33 PM
If either one of these guys were walking around in Ann Arbor they would be getting hit on all day.....by other guys.
Posted by: Scott Hatkow | Friday, 17 July 2009 at 03:13 PM