(Tim) A certain prof left Church of the Good Shepherd and Bloomington years ago, and now serves on the faculty of a certain college. Being jealous of his or her many, many gifts, I've spent my life trying to catch him or her in a mistake--any mistake.
Back when he or she still lived here, I once caught him or her saying "renumeration" when he or she meant "remuneration." I was gleeful.
Today I read a family letter he or she sent out to loved ones. It began with this sentence:
We're pleased to announce the arrival five months late (the road to birth announcements is paved with good intentions!) of [John Doe], our bright new addition to the family.
My oh my! Try to get your head around those final four months for that dear woman! And you thought a week overdue was bad?

