(David) Tim answered all these questions the first time I posted them (back on our old WORLD blog). Can you? And if you can't, what on earth are you doing planting an arts-focused, culture-spouting, center-city PCA church? Go on back to school, boy. Git you some real culture to go with your hipster glasses and untucked shirt....
- Tell, within a dozen, how many books P. G. Wodehouse wrote. Shoot, make it within thirty…
- Name the song playing on the radio when Duke threw the grapefruit into the bathtub containing his Samoan attorney.
- Fill in the blank, “I love the smell of _____________ in the morning.”
- Tell what machine Toad fell in love with after being thrown from his caravan.
- Name the Who’s original drummer.
- Describe the procedure for trapping a heffalump.
- Name the Black Panther Party member who went from exile in Cuba to preaching at Wheaton Bible Church before designing and selling codpiece-equipped pants.
- Name the artist who played harmonica on Keith Green’s 1980 “So You Wanna Go Back to Egypt” LP.
- Tell who said, “The policeman isn’t there to create disorder. The policeman is there to preserve disorder.”
- Name the movie: “Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.”
- Name the Beatle with the bare feet.
- Name the now-dead newspaper columnist who often quoted his friend Slats Grobnik.
- Tell what color and model car O.J. Simpson was being driven down the Santa Monica freeway in.
- Name the Chicago Bears defensive tackle who scored a touchdown in Super Bowl XX.
- Finish the sentence from "Cool Hand Luke": “What we have here is a failure to _____________ .”
- Name the movie this line comes from: “It's just a flesh wound! Come back and I'll bite your kneecaps off!”
- Name the song that ends with the drummer shouting, “I’ve got blisters on my fingers!"
- Name the lead guitarist on the Beatles’ “While My Guitar Gently Weeps.”
- Name the Tom Wolfe book originally serialized in Rolling Stone magazine.
- Name the television series modeled on the work of a New Yorker cartoonist.

